365 days full of rock-hard, hilarious and honest quotes!
Whether you're sitting on the toilet, surviving an awkward family visit or just need a reality check - the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026 is here to make your day just a little less shitty. With 365 cutting, funny and recognisable quotes about wine, mothers-in-law, your annoying ex and life itself, this tear-off calendar will help you get through the chaos every day.
Why choose the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026?
✅ A new Rumag quote every day - honest, raw and hilarious
✅ Perfect for your toilet, desk or kitchen - always good timing for a sharp text
✅ S ize 13 x 18 cm - compact and easy to hang up
✅ The ultimate gift - for friends, colleagues or just yourself
Because let's face it: sometimes you just need a rock-solid quote to get you through your day.
Order the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026 now and start every day with a smile!
Ordered before 4pm, delivered the next working day.
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